agentkooper's definitions

taint

The sixth step in the tweeting following tweet, twat, kilotwat, megatwat and gigatwat. Equal to 10 billion twats or 10 trillion tweets.

The twitter-sphere reached two taints today after Kim Kardashian's breast implants exploded on an airplane.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010

twat

The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.

I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.

by agentkooper May 18, 2010