altoid

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.

Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong

by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008

Altidor

a very large but constantly flaccid penis

Kelly has a nice Altidor.

by RachelBoobsMcGee1 February 17, 2008

anoid

a person, or approximation thereof, who is a reasonable facsimily of an "ASSHOLE", but does not meet the quality standards of the afore mentioned.

The"Darbs" of Cal Tech ( residents of Dabney House) are a homogenious group of anoids.

by Robert Secrest May 13, 2008

Alondra

the shy girl with the long black hair. usually with a 'javier'. Loves to draw and laugh at memes. is kind, gorgeous, gay and loving. She'll always have her heart for you.

damn i've never seen a gayer alondra

by bigblacknigger234 April 22, 2017

Avoid water

When someone says "avoid water" it is because they suspect you to be Spaghetti

Person 1: No I'm not gay
Person 2: Well you should avoid water

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

alondra

a girl that is to beautiful

she is such a alondra

by JOVI PAIGE December 3, 2020

Girls Aloud

god you bind twats! they have NO talent and are so covered in makeup they look like well...chavs, which is all they are, so please dont compliment them. they suck.

girls aloud - townie scum

by bitchybitch May 13, 2005