affordanihil (ah-fore-dah-null)
Latin origins: "affor" and "nihil" translated "to speak of nothing".
An affordanihil is a pseudo intellectual who either has a complex due to zero academic background or has a number of degrees but is still an idiot. They generally congregate in coffee shops, where the public are forced to listen to their regurgitated ideas and opinions, some of which are blatantly offensive. Most have read philosophical classics like Plato's Republic, however, their skewed sense of self and hubris qualities allow for them to actually believe they are Plato.
Leading sociologists speculate a correlation between English coffeehouses during the 17th and 18th centuries, however research is still in its infancy.
Latin origins: "affor" and "nihil" translated "to speak of nothing".
An affordanihil is a pseudo intellectual who either has a complex due to zero academic background or has a number of degrees but is still an idiot. They generally congregate in coffee shops, where the public are forced to listen to their regurgitated ideas and opinions, some of which are blatantly offensive. Most have read philosophical classics like Plato's Republic, however, their skewed sense of self and hubris qualities allow for them to actually believe they are Plato.
Leading sociologists speculate a correlation between English coffeehouses during the 17th and 18th centuries, however research is still in its infancy.
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"God! I went to the coffee shop to read my book, but I couldn't even concentrate because of this asshole's affordanihil, mouth-hole blabber! He wouldn't shutup no matter how much I glared at him!"
"He was pretty hot, like I'd probably still fuck him, but he was just such an affordanihil- It turns me off when guys think they're smarter than me"
"God! I went to the coffee shop to read my book, but I couldn't even concentrate because of this asshole's affordanihil, mouth-hole blabber! He wouldn't shutup no matter how much I glared at him!"
"He was pretty hot, like I'd probably still fuck him, but he was just such an affordanihil- It turns me off when guys think they're smarter than me"
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who wants to rip off the tag of being pretentious and ignorant, portraying herself as a girl next door with a goddess ego, but always fails to mask her real cheesy personality.
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A)Calvin is not affordance
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Affordance is the state/ being if not being broke/ poor. Affordance means you don't have to try to pimp or show off. Someone who can afford often doesn't lie about money and can afford name brand and quality items.
A)Calvin is not affordance
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Affordance is the state/ being if not being broke/ poor. Affordance means you don't have to try to pimp or show off. Someone who can afford often doesn't lie about money and can afford name brand and quality items.
Black kid: Yo, Dayum is that a real looking bape hoodie. That shit be affordance
white kid: Stfu you can't afford got that good will polo shirt, god dayum rd non affordance right there.
Black kid: my loud grandma lost her job so now I can't afford :(
white kid: Stfu you can't afford got that good will polo shirt, god dayum rd non affordance right there.
Black kid: my loud grandma lost her job so now I can't afford :(
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