yosel

Plural of "yo". Used as a casual greeting emploring a general feeling of empathy towards those being greeted.

Bob: What's up fred?

Fred: Yosels....meh.

by Caleb Burgess June 15, 2007

Yousef

He is sort of fat, his dick is small. He will never get the ladies. He is hella gay. No body likes him

Ewwww it’s yousef
Don’t put your tiny dick in me yousef

by Slygys December 3, 2018

Yousef

YOusef is a beast in bed he’s an absolute sex God that’ll seduce u wen u need to be he’s usually obese and gay and they’re incest As they fuck the male pigs out the village

OH LOOK THE PIGS GETTING RAPED WHAT A YOUSEF HE IS

by Yosuefdaddy May 30, 2019

Yusef

This man thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He wears fake champion every day to school. He is very fat and obese. He is a fortnite gamer and has been on the show my 300lb life. Yusef is the type of person to break into someone’s house to find a new curtain as a new source of clothing. Almost every day he outgrows his curtain so he forced to roll over to someone’s house and steal a big one because he does not have a job and can not afford to but one. He had created a hole in his own house so he could roll through every day and rolls down the street and bulldozers into someone’s house and steals a couple more curtains. Yusef is forced to bath in a hotel size swimming pool because he can’t fit in a bath or shower or even a hot tub. This person usually is not able to roll to school and not able to attend school because he is afraid to break chairs he sits on, and his abnormally large nipple surrounding area (man boobs) May sag on desk preventing him to get work done. Sometimes when he is rolling down the block his shower curtain comes of and he is pulled over by chopped because he cannot fit in a police car.

“Did you here jimmy got crushed by Yusef yesterday when he was rolling down the block?”
“Yah and then Yusef ate him because he thought he was pancake”

by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019

Yossef

Yossef, literary everyone's name in Egypt

I went to Egypt and everyone's name was Yossef

by I define the definition March 11, 2019

yosemity sam

the act of having a four some with 3 females and one male. First, the male positions himself on a bed. Two of the females go above him and one is below on the floor giving him head. The male inserts his fingers into the girls buginas above his head then begins to finger them with his two fingers in the position of two guns. Bang bang bang and then its over for all three.

Dude i cant believe I pulled off a yosemity sam the other night, those girls were wild

by ashley jones May 9, 2005

yoser

A yoser is a weird person who spends their time watching dumb youtube videos and playing minecraft. They always love cnc machining and hate when you piss them off.

Damn, that dork over there is a real yoser.

by therealgary494753 June 17, 2018