winkle

noun
1/ Nebbish, ineffectual person usu. of lesser stature, or odd appearance, often obsessed with pettiness and pedantry.

per 1: "Nigel drives me mad when we talk. He always has to interrupt and correct every little detail."
per 2: "Well he is such a winkle after all."

per 1: "Are you going to Nigel's party on Friday?"
per 2: "No, think I'll give it a miss. Anyway, he's a bit of a winkle."

by Timmybaby May 29, 2007

Jimmy Winkle

a mean old lady, usually white

Evy is such a jimmy winkle!

by jimmy nickel July 7, 2011

wanklette

A group of people on an Internet forum who keep trying to be cleverer than each other.
Generally found where one-up-man-ship is going on a lot of the time.

William King and Jet Gorgon were both part of the wanklette.
They just couldn't stop trying to better each other all the time.

by Quirrel Master of the Universe October 7, 2008

butt-winkle

(n): One who drinks beer way before noon, pees with the door open, farts on your leg, then puts a chocolate covered raisen in their butt crack and feeds it to their peers.

Synonyms: loony

Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel

Samantha, you're such a butt-winkle.

by Finner November 29, 2005

winkle

When one pours oneself a fountain drink, drinks it at the machine, and refills his cup again.

Everyone laughs when Steve winkles.

by Frantismo November 9, 2005

Wankles

Excessively large and fatty wrists; cankles of the wrists.

Jared from Subway may have had wankles prior to his celebrity.

by Brand Neu August 13, 2009

penis winkle

someone who engages in winkling of the penis

the old widow penis winkled all the time

by jessica anderson February 22, 2008