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wokeservice

Refers to businesses or organizations adopting woke policies in hopes of (a)doing more business with woke customers; (b)upping their ESG scores.
InBev's Anheuser-Busch subsidiary practiced wokeservice by making a transsexual its advertising spokesmodel for the Bud Light beer brand, and immediately lost an enormous amount of money due to customers' refusal to buy.
by anonymous April 24, 2023
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Woeski

Something you can say to your krudda
Wag1 woeksi
sup my woeskidem
by pakiahki July 6, 2023
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wopstix

Wopstix is basically twin uzi’s or maks like you go yo tool and shi “you be around with the stix?”
Yo broski you got da wopstix?
by Juicegoinnup January 7, 2024
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Wokes

People who are Gen-Zers and/or hardcore ideological leftists that influence pop culture, the media, and the government Ex: SJWs, Transpeople, BLM, Antifa, Marxists, and college students.
The wokes hate our founding documents becuase they believe our republic was founded on white supremacy and slavery.
by jondich November 25, 2023
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Wokescold

A person who constantly complains about some product or other being too "woke" - a word the wokescold refuses to define because it would reveal his true motivations: misogyny, racism and hatred against LGBTQ+ people. Wokescolds are without exception rightoid crypto-fascists.
That wokescold is whinging about a new game again.
by zben December 16, 2024
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Wokescold

A person who constantly complains about some institution, person or product being too "woke" - a word the wokescold refuses to define because it would reveal his true motivations: misogyny, racism and hatred against LGBTQ+ people.
That wokescold is whinging about a new game again.
by zben December 16, 2024
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Wokescreen

Attempting to blame your own incompetence and shortcomings on the dubious assertion that it was the implementation of DEI and progressive policies.
When GameStop had to sell off their stores in Canada and France due to poor performance, CEO Ryan Cohen tried to use a wokescreen to keep the stock price from crashing.
by MyTaxesPay4YourRedStateWelfare February 19, 2025
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