A stick used in the early twentieth century to beat italian immigrants upon their arrival in the United States. The last known beating with this implement was in 1937 to an Antonio Emmolucci. The last of these implements is located in the storage closet in the Ellis Island museum.
Hey dago get yer ass over her or Walter is gonna beat you with the wopstick again.
Did you hear Vincent Gallenzoni got wopsticked last week?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).