Light beer is not a drink but simply a way of life. If I'm not investing in my 401k or being very studious at the local campus library I'm crack a cold one with the boys. One does not simply show up to a pregame empty handed let alone light beers. Light beers give us the courage and motivation to Pursue our aspirations at a party. #freemchebes

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Light Beer is a type of beer designed for sissys, pansies, homosexuals, pillow biters, gaylords and man-bitchez because they cant handle the taste of a aussie full strength beer (American full strength is for sissys, pansies, homosexuals, pillow biters, gaylords and man-bitchez also. Do your best to stay well away from this stuff)