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fell off the wagon 

When one resumes an addictive/compulsive behavior that they are trying to control. Originally referred only to drinking, but is now used in reference to all sorts of things including drugs, smoking, overeating, eating cerain foods, masturbation, casual sex, pornography...
Joe hadn't had a drink in 10 years, but when his wife of 30 years left him, he fell off the wagon.
Popular nickname, referring to the Mercedes-Benz G class sport utility vehicle.
I seen Oprah Winfrey in an all black G Wagon with bulletproof glass, and secret-service tint.
g wagon by Vic Damone Jr May 2, 2006

noob wagon 

when a noob uses a powerful, uber vehicle to try a pwn skillful people.
one guy: "God damn, who the hell is in the noob wagon?"
other guy: " i dont know, but he's really pissing me off."
noob wagon by Lord Jackal January 16, 2008

Bean Wagon 

When the opposing Call of Duty lobby is comprised entirely of mexicans.
"Ugh, it's going to take forever to mute this entire bean wagon."
Bean Wagon by Butterball Jr. December 9, 2012

jack wagon 

Loser. Someone who is totally worthless.
"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!" (Geico commercial asking does a former drill sergeant make a good therapist?)
jack wagon by kayemmdee July 7, 2010

paki wagon 

Name Fur A Vehicle That Can Hold A Number Of People, Usually 7+
1. Nissan Serena, Or Vanette Cargo Are Classed As Paki Wagons
paki wagon by Knoxy1690 February 13, 2007