Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.

“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”

by Hezezezezezfijigigihuillopitsi May 17, 2019

Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.

“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”

by royleelyor May 29, 2020

Oxygen Waster

someone who laughs alot and takes huge breath after every interval of Haha's.

"On god bro, you are such an Oxygen Waster"

Friend : WHEEZE

by Daddymilo January 20, 2021

pussy washer

a bidet !

heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !

i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer

a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'

just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !

here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

bish washer

When your bish has an attitude or is otherwise acting dirty, you recommend (as a friend) to clean them in the bish washer.

My bish Kristie was acting like such a hoe light night — I’m gonna put her in the bish washer.

by BearTamer366 March 31, 2022

Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.

My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...

by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017

brot und wasser

The definition of GOD

"THE GREAT BROT UND WASSER"

by THEGEVER November 26, 2019