doyle wolfgang von frankenstein

Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.

just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids

doyle wolfgang von frankenstein by Honest Jackson November 5, 2004

johan ludwig von 

used as a prefix to someone's given name to connotate respect and good standing
sort of like "my dear friend," but more rapistadorian and germanic

originated by the world-renowned mastertrician Angus MacBruce... Mr. MacBruce has received a degree in the masterly arts (including masterism, masterology, masterography, mastiophonics, and others)

Bruce Lee: johan ludwig von jose, i connote respect and good standing to your name and family and admire your flamboyant pants.
JC gives BL a look of inspiration...
Jose Contreras: I thank you kind sir!

johan ludwig von by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004

King Von 

a word that describes someone that can aim, and is not from 63rd.

nigga blast some king von and lets go lurk 63rd

King Von by yourmomisgay69420 February 3, 2021

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.

Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Douchey von Doucheberg by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008

Suzy Von Strip

A newer burlesque dancer who is able to perform at a level and command fees comparable to a veteran performer.

Ugh, can you believe her? She’s only been doing this 18 months and she’s getting the same performance fee as me! What a Suzy Von Strip!

Suzy Von Strip by XoMattFinish June 13, 2021

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn works!

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013

The Von Bondies 

A four piece garage rock band from Detroit, Michigan. Only famous for their one hit one wonder "C'mon C'mon" and their lead singer Jason Stollsteimer getting the shit beat out of him by Jack White.

#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."

The Von Bondies by P Banger November 27, 2009