typolexia

The complete inability to type correctly, despite perfect knowledge of spelling and pronunciation.
See also: typolexic.

iDuck suffers from some mighty violent typolexia.

by Snoof March 11, 2004

typonese

The annoying tendency for tyographical errors to increase in direct proportion to the amount of time spent typing.

no prolem we all read typonese.

by Katherine Ellison January 29, 2003

typophobia

The fear that our cell phone typos will not be understood

Im suffering from typophobia....my phone has it out for me so Im not using it anymore today!!

by suesuewag December 20, 2013

typose

Someone who types a lot, particularly on an instant messenger and especially if they type a lot more than they talk in real life.

"You're not very typose today... *prods*"

by Statuess October 8, 2007

Typoon

When someone unleashes a shit storm. Can be used both literally and figuratively.

1. That toilet was a mess, someone unleashed a typoon in there.
2. I wore brown today as there's going to be a typoon when the boss reads that report.

by Wit Wut April 21, 2017

typonese

A pun, or play on words, who's prefix refers to "typo"s, which are spelling mistakes commonly made by men typing too quickly with their non-dominant hand while at the same time masturbating vigerously with the other to pictures of mildly attractive underage girls on myspace, and suffix "nese" derived from the usual suffix of foreign language use in english (i.e. "Japanese"), widely renowned in the internet community as the most clever-and-condescending joke they can tell first-time female chatters, (truely, their most important prey) while concurrently giving themselves a gential rug burn.

boy: hey sup
girl: wuta up
girl: wuts*
boy: you dont have to correct yourself, i speak fluent typonese ;)
boy: what are you wearing
girl: ur a loser. Peece.
boy: wtf?
--ERROR-- "girl" has signed off or is not available for chat. --

by Yair Tal April 28, 2007

Typoenza

Typoenza, commonly known as typos, is an infectious disease of computers and humans caused by trojan viruses of the family ikantyproperli (the typoenza viruses). In humans, common symptoms of typoenza are dumbness, stupidity, bad keyboards, strange hand movements, coughing, weakness and general discomfort.1 In more serious cases, typoenza causes speech impediments, which can be fatal, particularly with online communities.

This is a bery bad sexample fo typoenza.

by Kedessa January 13, 2008