Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

Titty Twister

When someone squeezes the nipples hard and twist them at the same time. This is commonly done using the index finger and thumb. This can be painful of pleasureful depending on the freakiness of one.
Can be a crude way of punishment.

Last night while getting it on, I received a double titty twister.

My breast hurt after that titty twister.

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

Tennessee Twister

The act of fucking your Cousin while in the back of your Fathers pickup truck while doing donuts in the parking lot of a abortion clinic.

Hey I heard Noah pulled Tennessee Twister with his Cousin.

Oh shit! I heard Sally and Jim jiim did that last week!

by SenorNoodles June 18, 2016

missile twister

any slutty girl or woman, usually a professional.

I just got head from this 4th street missle twister and it only cost 5 dollaz.

by sick December 15, 2003

boner taster

1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.

1. Joe told his buddy Don that Sarah was a great boner taster.
2. You boner taster!

by Hoyt of the Ledge May 22, 2006

toaster

A shitty computer.

God damn, Dan needs a new toaster. His league takes 50 years to load.

by Vendicator May 31, 2013

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005