turkey trots

The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".

My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.

by The Dimps January 3, 2017

jive turkey

a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.

by Frank July 24, 2003

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

Stuffing the turkey

When you put your penis and testicles in your significant others anus.

Get ready because I’m gonna start stuffing the turkey baby.

by Richbitchjr October 5, 2018

Stuffed Turkey

A stuffed turkey basically starts as a threesome with one guy getting head from a girl while another guy is getting the girl doggystyle in the pooper. The stuffed turkey happens when one of the guys gets off in the girls mouth at the same time the other guy gets off in her asshole.

After Amber received the stuffed turkey, she couldn't figure out which hole to wipe out first.

by Ole Chiddie Chad September 19, 2008

Turkey Neckin'

When a woman performs fellatio on a man while stretching the skin on her neck back and forth creating a jiggling effect while clucking/gobbling (or gagging) creating an intense suction on the penis.

Man, this chick was totally turkey neckin' the shit out of my dick last night.

by eddiethenet May 27, 2010

turkey freezer chicken dippers

A common phrase used by people from North Yorkshire

Person 1: "How's today been for you?"
Person 2: "Oh, you know.. turkey freezer chicken dippers!"
Person 1: "You and me both, brother!"

by jaaxftw1337 May 4, 2017