Trojan Helmet

The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.

"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."

"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"

Definition Code A-001

by Definer November 2, 2004

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Trevan

Trevans are fun but know no boundaries, they are fun at first but looks can be deceiving. Trevans usually try to steal their homies girl but it never works. Trevans are usually attracted to moms that will baby him, occasionally he will catch feelings for dads as well.

Ew! It’s Trevan

by Father Mary February 14, 2019

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Trojan Whore

The act of intentionally hooking a guy up with a chick knowing that she has STD's with the hope that he will sleep with her and get the STD also.

Dave's ex threw him a Trojan Whore to get back at him for the divorce.

by NWFDude February 21, 2011

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see: useless

these are a type of condom that sucks royal balls.
NEVERY USE TROJAN use durex, they're safer

trojan sucks, use durex instead....

by akasomeone April 17, 2006

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Trojan horse

When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.

Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me.
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.

Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!

by Bdalacross October 24, 2009

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Trojan

Someone who went to a good college who is loyal. They are happily employed and can only get accepted w/a 4.1 or better. Rival of a crappy school in the rich corner of L.A. Member of one of America's Elite Universities. Best Film school in america

George Lucas, the legendary director of many classic movies, was a trojan

by jruyle September 30, 2007

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