television

A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.

Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.

by Scott Anderson December 30, 2003

televisiphonernetting

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.

yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)

by your-MFbff-jill September 8, 2007

telefizzle

A TV/Television

Snoop dizzle off the hizzle tellefizzle bullshit etc..

by ziggens September 5, 2003

telefizzle

The big old tv that you sit your new little tv on.

Man, just put it on the old busted telfizzle my wizzle nizzle.

by Obsidian Fat Kid September 7, 2003

Telediction

A severe addiction to television.

Dan Hodsdon watches TV all friggin day. That retard has telediction.

by P Shay October 1, 2008

telepine

synonym for telephone that can be used as a verb or adjective

-see telecone

"Damn girl, your headband is so chic, can I get your telepine number?"

"Morgan telepined, AGAIN, for you."

by notkatie January 25, 2009

Telexing

When someone is talking and texting on the phone at the same time.

Speaker 1: "Hey did you even listen to what i am saying to you?"

Speaker 2: "yeah yeah i did (sounds of fingers pressing buttons)"

Speaker 1: "No you didn't! Stop telexing and listen to me!"

by D_CENT November 27, 2009