table flip

Something you do when you are angry. The phrase :flips table: or a variation of it comes up in online interaction, often through self-narration.

*table flip* IT'S ON NOW, BITCH

by indigohalf November 12, 2010

Tableclock

proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.

That shindig over at Tableclock last night was pretty tame, but at least no one puked on the carpet.

The guy I know that lives at The Tableclock said they were having a rager but I bet there's only like 6 people there.

by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011

Table

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

by FangFortitude43 January 8, 2015

Barbie end tables

(noun) Barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. They are a perfect size to use as a Barbie doll accessory as an end table.

We got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the Barbie end tables.

by Marthakay December 13, 2005

German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Table Gypsy

1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.

1. "Hey, what the hell is Johnson doing?" asked Paulofaggoteer as he pointed out Johnson going from table to table stealing food. "Oh, he's just being a fuckin Table Gypsy" replied Fuckaroowho

2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.

by HiyaDouche November 16, 2010

Taleto

Taleto (Tuh-Lee-Toe) Used by Vincent Castronovo when excited.

Nicolette: Pauly D is here!

Vinny: r u serious?! Holy Taleto!

by Olivia Alamia October 13, 2012