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Vans Triple Suck

To lose three consecutive games against the same individual or team in any given sporting event. This is the most degrading award that one can achieve.* Once a Vans Triple Suck is awarded it will not be forgotten and the recipient will face eternal ridicule, pain, and oppression.

Origin: Derived from the "Vans Triple Crown", the most prestigious surfing contest in the world.
"You just lost ping-pong 3 times in a row! HAhahaha Vans Triple Suck bitch!!!" HAHAHAHA

:(.......... (Recipient)
by Dr. SuckNBlow June 30, 2011
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ugly triplet

in a group of three, the ugly triplet is the one that is left out whether it is because the other two are closer or using inside jokes. it is not necessarily unhealthy or third-wheeling, it inevitably happens in groups of three. they still connect in their own way.
"When Jeslyn and Diana are together, they always quote memes that I don't know! I'm the ugly triplet!" - Violet
by doubldeckrbiscut October 8, 2019
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Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce
Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."
by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021
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Jack Tripper

Pulling a "Jack Tripper" describes a situation/conversation whereas 2 or more parties are talking - or overhearing - different subjects, but don't realize it. The misunderstanding is usually rife with sexual innuendo. This type of comedy exchange was used extensively in the 80's sitcom "Three's Company", hence the name.
Jack Tripper: Mr. Furley is standing outside the bathroom and eavesdropping while Jack and Chrissy are installing a shower curtain Okay, Chrissy, I'll get in the tub with you, then we can get it on.
Chrissy: Get next to me, I'll show you what to do.
Jack Tripper: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this.
Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better at this than boys.
Jack Tripper: Come on, Chrissy. A little less talk and a little more action, okay?
Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine. I don't think it'll reach!
Jack Tripper: Of course not, you've got to unfold it first!
by Sayman August 26, 2006
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Triple Point

In scatodynamics, the triple point of a feces is the temperature and pressure at which three phases (for example, gas, liquid, and solid) of shit coexist in thermodynamic equilibrium. This is the perfect storm of gastrointestinal problems.
Chris was riding in the car and wasn't sure if he had to fart, shit, or maybe have diarrhea. "I think I'm at the triple point!" he exclaimed.
by Taco.P March 14, 2009
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big mega ultra triple elbow gay

the highest being of gay by having this you have transcended above all forms of gay and you are the strongest gay out there feel proud
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Day tripper

The female version of a rake.

A rake (or, by extension, a day tripper) is someone who leads someone else on romantically, without actually following through with a serious relationship.

The term "day tripper" was coined by The Beatles.
She's a big teaser; she took me half the way there, yeah...
She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah. It took me soooo long, to find out, but I found out.
by natinia November 26, 2009
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