The definition of perfection, the most amazing and sweetest gal in the South. She a female Forrest Gump that always turns simple statements into big productions. She can't deny her love for a rough night in bed with big poppa.
Thaily: Hey, Lexi, ask me if my ass is fat!
Alexis: What?
Thaily: Ask me if my ass is fat!
Alexis: It is.
Thaily: I said ask me.
Alexis: Why?
Thaily: Just do it!
Alexis: Is your ass fat?
Thaily: Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French.
Alexis: What?
Thaily: Ask me if my ass is fat!
Alexis: It is.
Thaily: I said ask me.
Alexis: Why?
Thaily: Just do it!
Alexis: Is your ass fat?
Thaily: Oui. Look at that y'all, I can speak French.
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A tahitian black pearl is a sexual act in which a white male has boob sex with a black girl and cums on her boobs. Hence the word pearl for sperm's pearly-white luster.
by Nathan Avalando June 21, 2008
Get the tahitian black pearl mug.1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.
2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:
Ingredients:
Pad Thai
Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.
Voila!
This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."
Number Of Servings: Will vary.
Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.
2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:
Ingredients:
Pad Thai
Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.
Voila!
This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."
Number Of Servings: Will vary.
Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.
That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.
After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.
After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.
by Rogan January 7, 2007
Get the Pad Thaiarrhea mug.I live in Bangkok and it is an absolute shit hole - nice people, but:
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
800,000 underage prostitutes, massage parlour owners as government candidates - corrupt police, dirty streets and ghetos everywhere,motorbikes driven on the pavement where you walk, incredible poverty,knocking shops which have flashing neon lights and are the size of a Las vegas hotel, samurai swords for sale by the street, knives for sale in toy shops, no rear seatbelts, 3 traffic related deaths every hour, the world's worst drivers who ignore traffic lights and lanes, the world's worst traffic jams, crap busses that take ages to arrive and are overcrowded, tiny underground system, disgusting smell from the polution, a complete arsehole as the prime minister (Thaksin Shinawatra)-sanctioned southern Muslims b eing packedinto trucks like pigs so that 100+ died as a result of being suffocated, no ambulances, boat loads of stray dogs roaming the streets, huge divots in the pavement, market stalls that converge on to the pavement so you can't walk properly.
OPEN YOUR EYES.
by Finesilver February 3, 2005
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Person A: "Hey, I was kinda thinking of going to Thailand for my wedding."
Person B: "Just go to Mexico, same shit, but you know, Asian."
Person B: "Just go to Mexico, same shit, but you know, Asian."
by Daniladi13 July 25, 2010
Get the Thailand mug.A chick takes a frozen fish and lodges it inside of her pussy as the guy bends her over and slides an eel up into her anus and then proceeds to fuck her anus.
It was my miss fortune to notice the chick in my roomate's bed trying the Thailand Whammy by herself and a wall mounted dildo.
by Nixxeed November 1, 2010
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