Ted Shackleford

The man in the yellow hat from curious George.

That guy Ted Shackleford is so sexy, I nut the second I see him

by Scruggssa September 18, 2019

Ted Kennedy

"The Swimmer" a man who got away with murder.

My gun has killed less people then TED KENNEDY'S car.

by but sex master June 25, 2004

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

by spawnofTed December 15, 2008

ted kennedy

Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.

See also Lemming

Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.

by the waffletoday July 4, 2004

ted nugent

A complete fucking moron that does a lot of cocaine. Ted Nugent is a close-minded Republican asshole.

Ted Nugent's ego shows a lack of penis width.

by Sehctib Natas Mi May 30, 2005

ted nugent

A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.

Ted Nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some Dead.

by Woody Thomas December 24, 2008

Ted Kennedy

A term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater.

The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.

by Chappaquiddick Hotel December 5, 2003