Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010

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Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.

I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.

by Arsebadger May 5, 2014

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Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.

"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."

by T3hTool August 19, 2011

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surprise pickle

1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.

2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.

1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"

2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"

by Stare July 23, 2014

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