Smirsty

Smoke-Thirsty; Craving or needing smoke

"It's been a rough day and I'm smirsty."
"He skipped his smoke break so he was smirsty."

by GeneralG March 12, 2010

smirkie

A person that never smiles, only smirks. Usually a Romanian policeman.

I was walking on the streets shouting "Muie Steaua" drunk with my cronies, but then the smirkies got us and fined our asses.

by El Corquentero de la Plata July 24, 2010

Smirkledorfed

First heard in Spongebob Square pants, it means to have been duped, or tricked. Generally, lied to.

Those who thought the party was yesterday, were smirkledorfed as it was really today.

I was smirkledorfed in thinking that my clothes were appropriate for the fete.

by RodiEve November 23, 2010

Smirgle

A smirk and a giggle all combined in one.

He looked pissed as he fell to the ground, while his friend gave a quick smirgle about the situation.

by WhoDey14 February 28, 2012

smirck

The idiot's way of spelling smirk.

Jack was typing a story. He wrote "He smircked in triumph," and Microsoft Word underlined 'smircked'. "Why???" Jack said in a puzzling manner. Of course, Microsoft Word can't talk, but it underlined smircked because Jack was retarded and spelled 'smirked' wrong. Fuck you, Jack.

by Smirck December 16, 2013

smirge

The act of semi or incomplete sexual intercourse to the point whereby you are unsure if it counts.

"Beth, did John take your virginity last night?"
"I'm not sure. I'm a semi virgin. I'm a smirgin. He smirged me."

by Smirgin July 25, 2014

Smirge

Deriving from Semi-Virgin. The act of half or partial sex, originally with a virgin but can also mean with anyone.

'Oh man, He had sex in the toilet again yesterday'...
'Nah it was only a couple of in and outs, it was just a smirge'

by chel90 July 26, 2014