Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds

John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom

by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011

cum slinger

Daniel Woo

My friend Daniel is a CUM SLINGER!

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Slinger

Verb. (Sounds like finger) The act of fingering a person in their sleep in whether it be vaginal or anal.

The man liked to slinger all the drunk women when they passed out.

by Potatochipgirl August 20, 2017

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.

Whatch this babe!

*Shplat*

Ewwww!

by Trey December 9, 2003

slinger wisconsin

a small place in wisconsin home to quite some characters. including the infamous milkmen society. hartford is frowned upon here for their lack of everything. (i.e. they're dumb, smelly, fat, the list goes on) slinger is undoubtedly better. there is nothing to do here. nothing. nothing. nothing. except the internet which keeps all us highschoolers entertained. when we're not trying to avoid hartford's drool.

Guy 1: Where you going?
Guy 2: Slinger Wisconsin. Hartford's waaay too gay.
Guy 1: So true.
Guy 2: Yup. Lets go hang with the cool people.

by Bethoni February 21, 2011

pie slinger

A promiscuous woman who throws herself at men.

Stacey was all over everyone last night, what a pie slinger.

by Fat A January 20, 2009

Mud Slinger

Typically used to describe the anus; especially, the female anus.

Man...he put that thing right in her mud slinger.

by The Diggler May 23, 2006