stalker fart

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!

i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart

by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005

Reverse Stalking

Avoiding and going as far as possible from the person you actually want to be with in the hopes that that will make the universe somehow bring you two together again.

Rather than attending his college, she went out of state for college- hoping her resistance to being closer to him would somehow bring them together in the future. She considered it reverse stalking.

by KanuhaK November 18, 2013

Stalking

It’s not stalking if you’re just watching.

They are stalking Rodney.

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 3, 2019

killing stalking

A psychotic, yaoi background Manhwa (Korean type of manga) which were read by thousands of Yuri!!! on ICE (YOI) fandom to fill their emptiness in their heart, at least until season 2 of YOI appears.

a little yaoi romance, full-scale of crazy gruesome and psychotic act

Fam 1: *drowning* help...!!!! i need Season 2...........
Fam 2: *throws Killing Stalking manga*
Fam 1: thanks bud! this may help me survived till they announce YOI season 2

by fabulousmartian January 16, 2017

stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008

photo-stalking

Adjective: lurking on social networking sites look at strangers or ex-girlfriends photos while not knowing or communicating them. Typically involves fantasy, anger, or remorse. A form of virtual leering.

I was photo-stalking my ex on myspace and saw she posted pics of a guy taking body shots off her. WTH?

by dwasu July 12, 2009

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021