A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.
person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.
by DJ MTL April 1, 2012
Get the Should've-stayed-at-home day mug.It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.
Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.
by A Tiggles December 19, 2008
Get the stalefish mug.A three point shot by an NBA star such as Brian Scalabrine that is very far away and wins the game.
Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.
Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.
Announcer: Derrick Rose dribbles the ball, dishes it to Scalabrine, he shoots
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Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!
by Kingofthenorth16 June 29, 2011
Get the Navy Sealed mug.When a team gets beat by 3 or more touchdowns in an important game when that team is thought to be good by most peers they have been “Ohio Stated”
by coolhandluke2222 January 8, 2015
Get the Ohio Stated mug.The act of bringing unecessary/embarassing attention to another person's actions-- thus placing them in the spotlight/on a "stage".
Mary laughed so hard she peed her pants a little. Steve: "why is the crotch of your pants wet, tho?" Paul: "why you be staging Marie so hard?!"Carlos: "oooh! Mary got staged!"
by HLess April 26, 2016
Get the Staged mug.I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!
Good wholesome fun!!
Good wholesome fun!!
Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!
by Catdaddy November 9, 2006
Get the Staten Island Stalefish mug.A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.
by SnowboardAddiction.com December 27, 2011
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