Stalinium

A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.

Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?

Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready

*bounces on the side*

Rick: fucking Stalinium

by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022

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Salana

The most prettiest easy going girl you will ever meet. She’s honest and is extremely loyal. She loves animals and talks to them as if it’s her first language. No matter what mood she’s in or what she’s going through she keeps a smile on her face and makes sure everyone is taken care of. She’d make a great wife/gf/etc. She also loves having fun. ;)

“Is she single???” “Who’s that hot chick??”

“Thats Salana.”

by yourmomsfriendjaden July 1, 2022

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Subway Stalagmite

n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.

A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.

by Srztanjur October 5, 2009

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Daily.Stalin

An account on instagram that has posted USSR leader Joseph Stalin since September 2018. Each post contains Stalin and 2-9 Memes. He once forgot Stalin in his post and everyone made sure he knew.

My friend: Man, Daily.Stalin just posted!
Me: yeah, did you know he forgot to post Stalin one time?

by Dominus Blacklace February 7, 2021

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