donavin smurf boi

the hottest boyo on the block. you know he coming when you smell blooberries. yes bitch, you know it’s his hair

damn donavin smurf boi is pretty foine :)

by sksksksk thot January 6, 2019

The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

Smurf 'd up

Under the influenced of any thing that can fuck you up.

Damn last night at that party I was so Smurf 'd up.

by Jakeybbitch May 19, 2009

snurf-snurf

Basically a more subtle way of saying "Mwahahahaha".

Said after foiling somebody and being slightly victorious.

Person 1: May i have some of your grape drink?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2 to Person 3: Thats just purple power-aid, snurf-snurf.

by The Original Snurf-Snurfer November 8, 2009

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Smurfmaro

A V6 Camaro painted smurf blue with rattle cans. The Camaro includes in over-sized turbo that sits in the trunk. To complete the Smurfmaro it must include the following:

Lambo style doors, Shopping Cart Wing, and Ram Air hood big enough to suck in small animals.

The Smurfmaro screeches around town with lightening speed!

The Smurfmaro has a turbo bigger than its engine bay.

by :secret: October 26, 2011

SmurfBoarding

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard

Cant today, busy smurfboarding

by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011