Speeding Ticket

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.

Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

by golferdude712 February 23, 2009

seeding

The act of spreading marijuana seeds. Throw them in your school lawn, football fields, local businesses. Anywhere is a good place for green. Throw handfuls of them. Make them grow everywhere. Make it a huge problem for law enforcement.

lil johnny got caught seeding the police station now hes locked up

by niggan8 July 12, 2006

shredding

when someone who had braces gives a guy a blow job

i hope lol starts shredding me even though it might hurt

by jordan ar's friend January 1, 2010

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

shredding cheddar

spending cash, making it rain

when i get rich imma be shredding cheddar

by fecht January 5, 2010

Shreading

To longboard at high speeds.

Jim was sure shreading down that hill.

by sorchay June 10, 2008

shredding the folds

female masturbation (through hand stimulation, without dildo or other toys).

girl one: "Man, I haven't gotten laid in forever!"
girl two: "Me neither... but I've been shredding the folds a lot, so it's okay."

by Brie33 December 19, 2007