Spliff

A joint that that consists of both weed and tobacco
You will not get as fucked up because it is only 50 percent weed, however, you will still act like a fucking moron

I can't wait to go light my spliffs and get fucked up

by Sean Casper April 8, 2006

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spliff

also known as joint. made with marajuana or canabis and roled in a rizla paper with tobacco so that it burns. with several variations, e.g. L plate and two skin.

pass me the j bitch

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

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Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009

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Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

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