Definitions by Neville

like a cock in a sock 

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

like a cock in a sock by Neville September 19, 2017

spraff

Noise made when a lemon impacts an eye socket at high velocity.

As he looked up, a yello citrus fruit smashed him in the eye with a huge
"spraff!"

spraff by Neville August 26, 2004