socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

Socket rocket

Finger blasting with a electric cord

John: I socket rocketed myself last time

Tom: your gay

by Cumcoconigger May 1, 2021

Syrup socket

Canadian glory hole

Dave's jaws were tired after working an 8 hour shift in the syrup socket.

by Salad bar's Wolves September 7, 2018

booty socket

Anybody who’s name is Chris Kern out that presque isle
AKA gay dirk diggler
AKA lord of the cock rings
AKA little bo peep some booty hole

U know kerns huh?

Yeh he a booty socket fsho.

by Thatdudeyaheard May 15, 2018

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.

This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.

by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016