Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

surface thinker

used to define somebody who conforms and has no real thoughts with any depth

Ashley is SUCH a surface thinker!

by Mick Jagger Fan March 4, 2015

surface worker

An employee that lacks the initiative to delve deeper to find the root of an issue.

Yoquanda is such a surface worker, she actually believes delegating the title of a task to her peer via email is an accomplishment .

by skizimus October 10, 2016

Smurfdick

When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.

I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !

by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

Smurf layers

A quasi-sexual inside joke with your professor.

I know they have some Smurf layers, just look at the chemistry between those two

by SpaceyK January 3, 2021

smurfeesha

One that is so fat that papa Smurf had to kick them out of their village because they ate all of the food

Damn smurfeesha no wonder papa Smurf hates you

by Smurfeesha March 29, 2023