Slowtard

Someone who is very slow in the head, but is not quite a retard.

Wendy has blonde hair, she must be a slowtard.

by GoBananazz February 5, 2010

sortabeach

A place that has water, like a beach, and sand, but is surrounded by trees.

Me and my friends went to the sortabeach in my forest.

by Lana Kayla Cahill Ambrose July 9, 2010

Shortass

A shortass is a person who can be easily slapped up whilst also buying a shitty coat from year 3 and still have it fit him 5years later. Gaeeee

Person: shut the fuck up shortass
Shortass: tf u say to me

by rlly? March 18, 2021

eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009

Sorta-Rican

When a non-Mexican / white person discovers he/she's a mexican. He/She doesn't know if he should live the lifestyle of his own culture or the culture of a Mexican. After a ton of decision making he/she decides to combine both cultures and become a Sorta-Rican.

Spouse A: Wow! I just discovered I'm Mexican! What should I do with my life?
Spouse B: You should combine cultures and become a Sorta-Rican!

by Farrai October 30, 2012

slortch

means slut, hore, and bitch combined

She is such a slortch, she hooked up with my ex.

by Lex Apez and Britt Beer January 14, 2008

gabe sporta

-(n) meaning mean person allisyn still loves who lets fame go to his head. also known as the person who soon will belong to allisyn, and she will keep him in a cage till he is nice

gabe sporta is beautiful.

by C N B October 21, 2008