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slonk

1. Sudden onset of tiredness, usually after being highly energized or inspired for a long period of time.
2. A magical effect caused by the approach of dawn, which happens at exactly the same time every morning, causing people who have been up all night to suddenly get very tired, sometimes to the point where they fall asleep immediately.
"Yeah, yeah, irc is gre-*SLONK*- zzzz..."

"Now all i have to do is finish off the enemy with my tanks while-*SLONK*- zzzz..."

"Sorry i'm late, i was up all night and i thought i'd be fine for work, but the slonk struck unexpectedly."
by Zalfir January 9, 2006
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Slock

To slock: to give a slap, with the cock
if you're not nice, i'm going to slock your face hard !
by Captain Brieuc September 16, 2010
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slonk

used among very few people.

1. a person who shows you something on a computer that they think its funny and its not even remotely funny

2.a very annoying person
1.dude rob is such a slonk, every five minutes hes showing me these gay flash things.

2.dude jeff is such a slonk, hes always on my nerves.
by fat dan December 1, 2004
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Somk

Guy one: You got owned
Guy two: Somk, asshole.
by Deeznutzkill February 17, 2008
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Slocked

Refers to a pipe or drainage system that has been blocked because it has a sock jammed in it
Rhys was home alone so he decided to jack off in the kitchen, and noticed that the kitchen sink was slocked
by Susmaster July 4, 2009
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slonky

Slonky is a term used by stoners to describe their bongs/pipes or any other smoking utility. It's often used a a good term but in some instances it can be used as an insult.
Dude, this is the slonkiest bong I've ever used.

This bong hits so hard it's slonky as fuck
by chillingallday1 April 17, 2016
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slork

The term "slork" is an acronym for Submarine Line Of RocKs. A slork is a (usually straight) line, or group of lines in parallel, commonly made with rocks on the seabed in a shallow water swimming area. A slork is your ad hoc swimming track in a lagoon. It may be built manually by the swimming folk in a local area or community.
A group of teens are building a 100-yard, 4-track slork in south Malé and local surfers are pitching in.
by yellowfintuna January 11, 2009
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