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slide off 

created by UNITED HAZEMEN

one who participates in the art of CURB SLIDING
person 1: that girl is a freak

person 2: indeed she is.. did you hit it?

person 1: for sure, she's a slide off

Slide Clyde 

As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.
~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."
Slide Clyde by CreeperJR February 5, 2012

slide up 

Take you finger and shove it in the pussy then slide up your hand
Izzy wanted Tyler to slide up her pussy and make her squirt.
slide up by Pussy god April 28, 2017

Slide into the DMs

When one wears a pair of Doc Martens and attempts to style the decision out as an "accidental" purchase
Mate, are them DMs on your feet ?

Ye, funny story... I ordered the wrong pair online but figured I may as well keep the. They're pretty cool tho, right?

No fam, and don't claim you didn't slide into the DMs

Slide Whistle 

A slide whistle is a blowjob, specifically a blowjob given while manipulating the balls to increase pleasure. This is analogous to using a slide whistle where the person blowing the slide whistle will pull on the slide to change the tone of the instrument.
Nate: I offered the guy next to me a slide whistle so he would watch my stuff when I went to the bathroom.
Slide Whistle by TesticularCancer November 24, 2014

Slide Kick 

The act of sliding on the ground while kicking, as done by Kirby in Nightmare on Dreamland for the GBA. Commonly used as a solution to any problem in a video game.
Guy 1: ARGH! I can't beat this three snake boss in A Link to the Past!
Guy 2: Have you tried.... SLIDE KICKING?!
Guy 1: No....
Guy 2: WELL DO IT!
Guy 1: HOLY S*** IT WORKED! Thanks, bro!
Slide Kick by KnuxxyPoo July 28, 2012