skleps

n. a disease where a white girl acts "gansta" around her friends, but is completely "white" when adults are around.

Man, she is having such a bad case of the skleps.

by Kevin Diana May 6, 2006

skeets

Small breasts, tiny like a mosquito bite

She's only got skeets.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Sleepsterbaiting

When one masturbates while asleep, similar to sleepwalking, only more messy

Bob:"Man, family breakfast was so awkward this morning"
Henry:"Why?"
Bob:"I guess my mom walked in on me sleepsterbaiting again"
Henry:"Wow, even in your sleep your the horniest person I know"

by needledick3000 February 28, 2011

skeesh

Wrinkled, something can be skeeshed
derived from baby talk.

Damn, that old man is skeeshed!

by Kill you October 28, 2004

speeps

A fat cat who I adore. Has no life and loves to sleep and eat. Blub.

"Whoa. Speeps gained 25 more pounds."

by Sophie Travolta March 15, 2005

skeetseat

when u skeet on the tolit rim so some one gets ur skeet on them

dude i toataly just skeetseated him

by evansl8esl8esl8e January 14, 2009

sleepsacking

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.

Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.

by officero'reilly September 19, 2009