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shoe shot

"Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.
At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!
by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014
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Schroedinger’s Slut

A woman can be a slut and a “saint” at the same time.
Your woman could dress nicely, act feminine, and be pleasant to be around. She could also have had a gangbang with the football team one month ago. These two things don’t contradict each other or result in anomalies. It is possible for both events to exist at the same time, thereby proving Schroedinger’s Slut theory.
by Yung poon November 27, 2017
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Schroedinger's Dump

That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.
I really needed to leave for work, but I had a bad case of Schroedinger's Dump going on.
by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018
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Shoe Strap

If you are keeping something shoe strap it means to keep something down pact and under control.
Larry keep your gerbil shoe strap or else buddy finna die...
by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018
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Schroedinger's rapist

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
by Esa4 September 5, 2019
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Lutheran shoe bomb

To masturbate into a coworker's shoe, without their direct knowledge of the act.
According to police, Timmy's coworker reported seeing Timmy exit her office around 9:30 p.m. while buttoning up his pants and fastening his belt. When the woman confronted Timmy about what he was doing in her office, he allegedly stated that he was checking the room because the door had been left open.

Police said that after Timmy left, the employee discovered a "clear liquid" inside one of her shoes, which had been left in the office.

Detectives interviewed Timmy at his home and he later admitted to entering the office and committing a Lutheran shoe bomb, police said.
by omgcuchis!! February 28, 2014
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kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.
Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."
by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017
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