A shower-wipe is when you are taking a shit and realize it's one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy shit) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the ass waste.
by Ben Noxul June 27, 2006
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The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"
Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"
Niall: "Yeah go on..."
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"
Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"
Niall: "Yeah go on..."
by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009
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Brad: "My wife gave me the best shower job last night. She is fucking awesome".
Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"
Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".
Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"
Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".
by Bella Maree July 5, 2010
Get the Shower Job mug.a dominant homosexual convict man that preys on a weaker man that may or may not be gay in the mens shower of any lock-up situation usually in the penitentiary where he has been confined for any length of time and needs some loving he will find it by forcefully overpowering another man!!!
i gotta watch my back in the showers... yesterday i caught this fool eyeballing me... this shower shark might try to get crazy
i'm taking my shank with me if this fools try to play me i'm not going to have any choice but to take this straight to his neck... homie don't play that
i'm taking my shank with me if this fools try to play me i'm not going to have any choice but to take this straight to his neck... homie don't play that
by eighty-six November 4, 2007
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Get the Hippie shower mug.An idea, thought, or concept that first comes to you when you are taking your morning shower or doing some other part of your morning routine.
Often an epiphany
Often sudden
Often marked by the inability to recall later
Often an epiphany
Often sudden
Often marked by the inability to recall later
by Kageka January 30, 2009
Get the showerthought mug.Down in Chiraq you can’t trust the City to keep the clean water flowing all the time. Sometimes a household has to take cleanliness into their own hands and one member of the family urinates upon others to clean them off. Though usually found only within the confines of Cook County, R. Kelly notably carried out a Chiraq shower on an unsuspecting thirteen year old girl. Admittedly, Chiraq Showers are usually of the non-sexual nature.
Harold: Fuck, the water’s out again!
Jamal: Shit, that blows. Fuck Richard Daley and all those City Hall fatcats.
Harold: Yeah. I think you’re going to have to give me a Chiraq Shower. I got a big presentation to give today.
Jamal: Shit, that blows. Fuck Richard Daley and all those City Hall fatcats.
Harold: Yeah. I think you’re going to have to give me a Chiraq Shower. I got a big presentation to give today.
by The Eater of All the Dung May 11, 2019
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