Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.

That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!

by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015

sticky situation

When a satellite dish comes out of your ass and turns into an ice cream truck.

Do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my ass and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

by Danny8997 January 11, 2010

Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.

"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.

by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013

Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.

Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.

by thumpturtle March 16, 2011

Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.

John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.

by Ralo January 14, 2008

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 4, 2015

shensational

When a story is so obviously and pathetically fake, there's no way any part of it could be true.

post: So today I was staying late after school and my hot teacher started stripping, then I boned her on her desk, then I stole the principal's Ferrari and ran from the cops, then I made it to Mexico and this guy named Rico Queso stole my wallet so we had a sword fight and I killed him and gained his life energy points. :nododgy:

reply: That was quite a shensational story.

by pacfrompbnation September 24, 2008