Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005

k samps

that kid at your school that thinks he is tight and follows around all the bros. But in reality he is a stupid fucking lax-bro freshman chasing party ruiner who lives off of attention."

Wow John, you are such a k samps.

by lollollollollol96 December 10, 2009

Shampoo

When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.

I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !

by Oshkosshbygosh April 28, 2014

Sampar

Verb;
In Salvadorean slang, sampar means to forcefully place or insert an object.

Oyime cerote, The bua sampar un vergazo si no paras de hablar mierda.

by Centro Americo September 27, 2008

sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007

Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.

I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.

by argyle pimp January 14, 2007

shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.

Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009