Bizarro Sephiroth

Sephiroth, except he's grotesque and his body parts act independently.

Cloud and his allies were fighting Bizarro Sephiroth, they don't know what's next.

by the random. October 29, 2021

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

Kenny Wayne Shepherd

A fucking awesome blues guitarist. There are no words to describe him. Just go and listen to his first two albums and you'll be mesmerized.

Kenny Wayne Shepherd is a legend.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2023

Sephiroth

The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.

If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me

by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005

Stephertized

to add leather, glitter, and/or heels and vanilla lotion to.

That girl needs to be Stephertized, she's way too boring.

by MisS MorgaN BrookE October 17, 2010

sepperoni

Derogatory term/slur used by Europeans (especially Italians) to refer to Italian-Americans in an English-speaking contest. Comes from seppo + pepperoni and is used when Italian-Americans who don't know anything about Italy and actual Italians claim that they're fully Italian and get offended when told they're not Italian if they're from Brooklyn or Chicago. Apparently Americans are super proud to be American but get mad when you say they're not also another nationality smh

*normal conversation between 2 actual Italians from Italy*
Person 1: hey isn't it crazy how everyone outside of Italy just sucks at making pasta?
Person 2: I know, it's crazy. Not even Italian restaurants do it right abroad, it's always too bland or overcooked or the flavors they use make no sense.
Sepperoni: nooooo I can make perfect pasta!!!! I'm Italian just like you guys cause my great-great-grandma came from which is totally an Italian dishSicily and she taught me how to cook perfect spaghetti with meatballs, which is totally a real Italian thing! You boil some water, cook the spaghetti without salt, drain them, put them in a plate and pour the sauce and the meatballs on top! That's Amore! *random hand gestures that make no sense to real Italians*
Person 2: you fucking idiot this is not how to make pasta. you're not Italian at all, you don't even speak the damn language!

Person 1: *interrupts person 2* chill out bro, he's just another stupid sepperoni

by choercazzocomenabaguette August 9, 2020

Lazy Shepherd

When a man sticks his penis thru his boxer shorts in order not irritate the woman's vagina with horrific ball hair.

"She wouldn't do me unless I trimmed my pubes, so I told her we should do the lazy shepherd since we were short on time"

by Burkalurk March 7, 2010