Scutch

A real good fucking or beating. Informal term. Derogatory term. Darwen lingo

"Ey yer fuck-pig, brew up or I'll scutch thee". Father Vern, 2014.
"Scutch up you motherscutcher" Father La Vern, Ala bamboo bay
Me gimmer lambs need scutchin'. Father Vern, 2015.

by The real slim scutchy June 16, 2016

Scutt

When a person makes a very stupid joke or does something extremely challenged

*Person* Hey, your mom
*Other Person* Nice one, Scutt

by ZCooley June 4, 2009

scutty

a dirty person that usually lives on a council estate. but not everyone who lives on a council estate is scutty, its not that they are poor it is the lack of washing and how they talk and how they treat others that we all hate.

although he is poor we dont call him scutty because he washes and is nice.
we call her scutty because she doesnt wash and is horrible.

by spanksy February 27, 2005

Scutty

A derogatory term for a female of the underclass. Implies lack of hygiene and that the girl is an "easy lay".

Urgh, what a scutty bint.

by Tom John August 31, 2005

scutcher

A tribe of one (at present) from north England who eats a lot but never buys any food from shops, relying instead on the delivery services provicded by such as Tesco. Partial to home delivered pre-cooked and hot food but only when supplied with at leat 1.5l of caffine free diet coke.

Can frequently be found in starbuck coffee shops drinking coffee whilst either reading a technical magazine, checking email via a netbook or updating facebook status via an iphone.

1. He's such a scutcher - someone who lives mostly on home delivered food.

2. To scutcher - to order your weeks groceries on line and have them deliverd.

3. scutchering - drinking coffee in a coffee shop

by the lord of southfields January 19, 2010

Scutt

(noun)a scummy, slutty, skank.

(adj)Scutty

1.) "I don't know why she keeps calling herself classy, she's such a scutt."

2.) "Ew, did you see that scutty outfit?"

by lolruswhyareyougross August 29, 2010

Scutch

A cute nickname to call someone, mostly a friend

Hey scutch, wanna go on a date later?

by Anus Keithwhore March 14, 2011