scarfaced

when playing any type of online shooter and somebody shoots you from behind with a 12 gauge shotgun, much like the end of scarface when tony gets shot fro behind

guy playing COD:what the fuck i was just about to get a

sentry gun

pothead roomate watching him play: dude you totally just got scarfaced,

by doodoo45 July 21, 2010

Scarfoodle

A honey-brown skin toned boy without an opinion. They often have devastating effects in social situations and dislike partying with hot blonde chicks. They typically own and wear leopard skin robes whenever they can. They talk big and pretend they're equivalent to hugh hefner when in reality women find it disgusting to be their playmates. Although their poonness may supersede any hope for successful social interaction, his unfortunate happenstances make us all laugh and we wouldn't look so cool without them.

- god damnit scarfoodle
- that scarfoodle just quadroodle jizzippled all over the bathroom
- 3 beers! you just beat the scarfoodle record
- i think im gunna pull a scarfoodle the next time patty murphy is on.

by Zingbabba October 14, 2011

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

Scruffy

A character from the animated series 'Futurama'.

"What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?"

by Mike Lipencrantz May 24, 2005

Sausage Scarf

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.

2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.

by SF720 September 11, 2015