ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

Swatching

Looking for Sasquatch in descrete areas, usually a great northern exciting adventure. High and low, warm or dry, great sporting event.

"Hey Dougie, we just got this fresh snow on the ground, let's head to Arcadia to go Swatching!"

by C-Fizz January 24, 2010

Scalping

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.

"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"

by Professor Smut November 10, 2009

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

scalping

The act of biting off a male's foreskin while giving oral sex.

Nikki actually attempted scalping me when she was giving me head last night!

by viva la uterus June 19, 2011

scratching

doing something that you dont wanna do, that takes alot of effort, and is hard to do.

To fit into a small car parking spot would be considering scratching.
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"

by Suspicious October 27, 2003

scratching

scratching is itching your body ! !!!!! !!

was he scratching?? ??

no one does that to my friend!!!!11!1111?????///

by funky splitter doodle sQuaRed May 13, 2005