Swatching
Swatching is when a male is giving his salami to a married lady all whilst her husband is in the corner enjoying the sights enjoying a nice cold cut sandwich
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why am i searching this up
You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?
why am i searching this up by Nobody reads this June 4, 2018
binge-watching
i am currently binge-watching all 10 seasons of Supernatural.
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I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!
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I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!
binge-watching by Emo/SPN Trash af October 19, 2015
Scratching like a DJ
Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
Cock watching
When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020
Tank top Watching
When a creepy guy is watching you, (he doesn’t have to be wearing a tank top) but he has to give off tank top vibes. And have a little dirt on his shirt.
Tank top Watching by Savowtruffle July 19, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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