Sexual Saturday

Sexual Saturday is a day on January 25. You have to have sex NO MATTER WHAT with guy, girl or dog😂

Best friend:Hey u ready for sexual Saturday

Other friend:Don’t have anyone

Best friend:What about me

Other friend Eww that’s gay

Best friend:Not today

Other friend:Oh ok

by 699669966997 November 20, 2019

saturday night special

A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:

The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.

Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.

by el Dietcrack January 26, 2007

saturday night live

a sketch show that was on the decline until a year or two ago (07 or 08) ago, when they got a very good cast. The reversal was given a huge boost with the very funny political sketches in 2008, especially when Tina Fey came back to make fun of Sarah Palin.

-Dude did u c "jizz in my pants" last nite?
-Ya i did it was hilarious, Saturday Night Live is actually funny again.

by NBCfan February 15, 2009

Sasuke

Character from the anime/manga series Naruto, part of Naruto's team (for a while), posseses Sharingan, Chidori, and Cursed Seal level 2. Last survivor of the Uchiha clan of Konohagakure (other than Itachi, his brother, the person who massacred the whole clan except his little brother). Sole goal is to kill his older brother, Itachi.
Contrary to popular belief, he is not "hot," because he is a frigin drawing.

Sasuke gets his ass kicked by Itachi when he tries to use chidori on him.

by Bored Person February 22, 2005

The Saturdays

Is a girl group consisting of Frankie Sandford, Rochelle Wiseman, Vanessa White, Mollie King and Una Healy. They live in the UK. 'If this is Love' is their first single, 'Up' is their second single, and 'Issues' is their third single.

"They are pure pop and proud of it - The Saturdays"

'If this is love
Then I don't wanna know what it is
I won't say another word
If this is Love'

by frankiefannnnnn December 9, 2008

Sasuke

1. Noun Sasuke: a weak ass little emo bitch cunt who can’t stand watching his best friend, naruto, get stronger so he begs Orochimaru to let him slobber his dick for new jutsu. ie: the easy way out which requires no hard work.

2. Adjective sasuke See: bitch ass cunt, lazy weakling, sucker, Orochimaru’s sex toy, and dumbass.

3. Verb sasuke: to suck Orochimaru or Itachi’s dick for new jutsu and or fighting skills because you are too weak and pussy to put in the hard work like naruto did

Uchiha “Bitchy weakling” {Sasuke}

1. {sasuke} Orochimaru Senpai, can I slobber ur snake cock for some new jutsu please? I promise I won’t bite it like last time.

2. Oh no! I can’t believe naruto is getting stronger than me! Let me go slobber (Orochimaru’s tasty cock) for some new justu so that I can Prove myslef by killing Itachi, my loving older brother.

by TheAlmightyPervySageJiraya September 5, 2020

Stones Saturday

Inaugurated November 2011, Stones Saturday is held on the last Saturday of every month. Stones Saturday involves listening to the Rolling Stones all day while drinking.

Stones Saturday is currently celebrated in Pensacola, FL, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and New Orleans.

Stones Saturday also requires that people celebrating dub themselves with a Stones-themed name.

"Put on 'Gimme Shelter.' It's Stones Saturday."

by jamesmaijstral June 12, 2012