Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Professional Suprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

sherbert suprise

sherbert suprise Is when sherbert(any flavor) is put on a womans vagina while she is blind folded and handcuffed. Next the woman is eaten out and casual sex takes place until both parties are satisfied.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a sherbert suprise last night. It was awesome.

by Dr. Bogard August 6, 2007

BULLWINKLE SUPRISE

The bullwinkle suprise is when a guy is banging a hot chick from behind, then quickly turns her around, punches her in the face and then sticks his thumbs in his ear, moving his fingers around to look like moose ears(thus bullwinkle) while making a tounge rolling noise.

Yo dude, that chick i picked up at the bar last night was past out after that bullwinkle suprise i gave her.

by Stephen Jasper November 28, 2007

Paint Brush suprise

When you release a load of cum on a persons chest and/or face and rub the cum all around the spot where you released with your dick, like a paint brush.

Mr. Stark, Andrew's teacher was so horny that he gave him a Paint Brush Suprise. Andrew liked it so much he gave his teacher a cleveland steamer

by Kyle J. Davis January 7, 2008