she stirs the tea

When a female is a lesbian and she enjoys oral/jointal intercourse with another female or male anus.
"Dude I can't even sit right.. she stirs the tea so intensely to me at night"
by Ashley Pushem August 30, 2012
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stir the taco meat

In which a man penetrates a woman's vagina and starts to gently gyrate his hips.
My wife was feeling frisky and asked me to stir her taco meat.

Sorry I'm late my wife was feeling a little horny and asked me to stir her taco meat.

stir the taco meat- in which a man gyrates his hips after penetrating a vagina
by Ghost99 February 04, 2016
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stir fried shit

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.
My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.
by minkadelulu November 03, 2014
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Stirring the brown paint

The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.

Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
by Dr_Maseuss October 01, 2016
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one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.
Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
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chicken butter stir fry

A delicious combination of chicken, butter, and stir fry.
Hey Robert, you finish all that chicken butter stir fry?
by Dirty Kreep July 04, 2018
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Stir My Porridge

When a man not normally attracted to other men feels so out alpha-ed upon learning that another man has slept with one of his previous conquests that he offers him up sexually to the second man.

Often, in an effort to still appear as manly, at least in the eyes of others if not to himself, he will add a degrading but amusing insult to the end of the request. ie "Stir my porridge, bitch" or "Stir my porridge, fruit cake."
When Dick learned that Harry had also screwed Jane, he was overcome with the sense of Harry's manliness. "Stir my porridge, bitch," he said, as lust overcame his usual nature.

The term may originate with the use of the word Porridge as a reference to time spent in prison, or possibly it's occasional use as slang for vagina or pussy.
by Areiveaducci December 02, 2010
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