Steveland Creamer

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .

by Kaerindael December 18, 2014

A pet named Steve

A pet named Steve is Markiplier’s google feud pet which will make us uncontrollably laugh and spit out our bean juice

Can I eat a pet named Steve *laughs uncontrollably*

by GalaxygirlXOX August 25, 2020

steesh

A variation of the word "stache", used to define a incredibly nice mustache.

(pl) - Steeshes

I was eating some cookies the other day and got some crumbs caught in my steesh.

(PL) - You know you are watching a good 80's porn by the quality of the steeshes.

by Steesh Creator January 25, 2008

Steve Stifler

The character from American Pie who cusses frequently and is a "grandmother-fucker"

Steve Stifler is my hero

by Joe Mama June 18, 2004

steve buscemi

Possibly the greatest actor to ever grace the silver screen. Should be worshipped as the god that he is.
Has been in many, many movies including:
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction (as Buddy Holly)
Con Air
Big Fish
Desperado
Airheads
Billy Madison/Wedding Singer/Big Daddy/Mr Deeds (Crazy Eyes)
Coffee & Cigarettes.

Has also lent his voice to characters in 'Home on the range' and 'Monsters Inc.'

A true legend.

Person 1: Man, Steve Buscemi is one kick ass mofo
Person 2: Werd. \m/

by MsNugget July 16, 2008

Steven Wright

A stand up comedian from Cambridge, Massachusetts. e is known for his dry, deadpan style, and acts in a rather depressing way. He cites his main influences as Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He has influences comedians ranging from Jimmy Carr to Demtri Martin. Steven wears a Boston Redsox hat wherever he goes. His big break came when he was the comedy guest for The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. Since then, he has had numerous HBO specials, and frequently appears on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.

Guy 1: Did you catch Steven Wright on Craig Fersuson last night?
Guy 2: Of course i did! i always love his surprise drop by's.

by poppolo July 1, 2010

Counselor Steve

A character in South Park who works at Lake Tardicaca in the 'Crippled Summer' episode and is oblivious of Nathan's schemes to kill his enemy, Jimmy.

Yes, Counselor Steve, I like the fun canoe.

by Nathan44294 June 20, 2010