Spastik powder

Spastik powder is the street slang for methadrone, mkat or meow meow. Can cause side affects such and random twitching and outbursts of tourettes whilst squirming around on the floor.

Wow, look at that guy rolling about the floor, you better call an ambulance as i think he's having a fit!

Na, its okay he's been on that spastik powder!

by gash pirates July 30, 2011

spasticoon

a spasticated black person

Desmond is a spasticoon, look at him lick those windows!

by willy-ham February 28, 2008

spasticulate

To gesture without intent to communicate

"He spasticulated all over the place, dribbling an' all...."

by dilator September 9, 2009

Spastication

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020

El Spastico

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City

We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table

by fox biscuits April 9, 2022

spastica

james the bum-fucking gay porn watcher.

james is a spastica who loves men.

by caithriona April 11, 2005

Spasticaps

Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".

LiEk oMg, Hi gUyS ^^

by A.J May 10, 2005